Medical Jokes and Cartoons » Medical Cartoons http://www.medical-jokes.com Medical Humor, Jokes, and Cartoons Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:18:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Kathy decides to remain on the scale http://www.medical-jokes.com/kathy-decides-to-remain-on-the-scale/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/kathy-decides-to-remain-on-the-scale/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:40:37 +0000 http://www.medical-jokes.com/?p=243

Kathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission.
You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

]]> http://www.medical-jokes.com/kathy-decides-to-remain-on-the-scale/feed/ 0 My husband insisted he could still wear his high school pants http://www.medical-jokes.com/my-husband-insisted-he-could-still-wear-his-high-school-pants/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/my-husband-insisted-he-could-still-wear-his-high-school-pants/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 05:22:28 +0000 http://www.medical-jokes.com/?p=238

Yes could you please send an emergency rescue team to my house? My husband insisted he could still wear his high school pants and if you don’t hurry over here this could turn mighty ugly!…

Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission.

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Inspired by the hot coffee ruling, Bob decides to sue McDonalds for his obesity

Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission.
You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

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“Fair Warning”

Ain’t nothing I hate worse than a smart aleck “SUN of a BEACH”!

Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission.

]]> http://www.medical-jokes.com/fair-warning/feed/ 0 I am NOT giving Fifi braces http://www.medical-jokes.com/i-am-not-giving-fifi-braces/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/i-am-not-giving-fifi-braces/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 04:04:56 +0000 http://www.medical-jokes.com/?p=224

“My decision is final, Ms. Sanders — I am NOT giving Fifi braces.”

Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission.
You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

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..uuhhh doctor, the patient was wondering if you could make his exam kinda quick …He says he hasn’t eaten in fourteen days

Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission.

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“We wanted to make the stress test as realistic as possible.”

Cartoon generously provided by Chip Cooper.
You can find more cartoons by Chip Cooper at Coopertoons

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“What’s in today’s special?”

“Whatever the chef feels like throwing into it.”

“Well let’s hope that he doesn’t ‘throw something in’ to which I have an allergic reaction and die.”

Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission.
You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

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“So Jack, you decided to eat the beans?”

Jack and the Beanstalk – and the Proctologist

Frenetic Wanderings cartoons by Jeff Swenson at www.swensonfunnies.com

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“The good news, folks, is that you are pregnant with twin daughters. The bad news is that your twins are pregnant too.”

Problems with Fertility Drugs.

Frenetic Wanderings cartoons by Jeff Swenson at www.swensonfunnies.com

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