“It was our idea, Grandma. We thought it would represent your age without having to use a ton of candles”
“Thank you, dears.”
Ya little bastards.
Frenetic Wanderings cartoons by Jeff Swenson at www.swensonfunnies.com
“It was our idea, Grandma. We thought it would represent your age without having to use a ton of candles”
“Thank you, dears.”
Ya little bastards.
Frenetic Wanderings cartoons by Jeff Swenson at www.swensonfunnies.com

“My God, what have I done …”
The Day After Valentine’s Day
Frenetic Wanderings cartoons by Jeff Swenson at www.swensonfunnies.com
You definitely have a serious case of bullseye… Let me pull out this chart for you to read…
Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission.
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…Once upon a time there lived a very wicked Optometrist that loved scaring Cyclops….
Okay…now cover your eye and read the chart!
Chart? what chart? I can’t see nothing Doc!…AAHHH!! Help me!
Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission
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“Would you priests get out of the way? What this girl needs is a chiropractor!”
One of the deleted scenes put back in the newly restored release of The Exorcist.
Frenetic Wanderings cartoons by Jeff Swenson at www.swensonfunnies.com