Medical Jokes and Cartoons » Allergy Jokes http://www.medical-jokes.com Medical Humor, Jokes, and Cartoons Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:18:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Multiple Allergies http://www.medical-jokes.com/multiple-allergies/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/multiple-allergies/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 06:06:45 +0000 http://localhost/?p=164 Saw a patient from “another town” that had a car wreck and was brought to our ED with a tib/fib fracture. She had been labeled as having “multiple allergy syndrome”, and was being seen at an alternative medicine clinic in a neighboring big city.

When told by the Orthopod that she was going to have to have her fracture pinned, she wanted to know what type of metal he was going to use, as she was allergic to many of them. He told her “titanium”. She refused to agree to the procedure until she could rub some titanium against her skin to test for any reaction. As the OR did not have any non-sterile pins/rods, the doc went out to his car, opened the trunk, and brought back his Great Big Bertha titanium driver for her to test herself with…..

]]> http://www.medical-jokes.com/multiple-allergies/feed/ 0 Best Reported Allergies http://www.medical-jokes.com/best-reported-allergies/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/best-reported-allergies/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 06:05:37 +0000 http://localhost/?p=162 Nitrous oxide – “Makes me light-headed”
Novocaine – “Makes me numb”
Novocaine – “When it wore off I had a lot of pain”
Bleach – “When I inhale it, have resp. distress”
Epinephrine – “makes my heart race”
Poison Ivy – “gives me a rash”
Erythromycin – “N/V”

Dextrose– causes SOB
Diprovan– “lose consciousness”
paper tape– causes tachycardia
codeine-”makes me constipated and vomit”

Cortisone – “gives me hives”
Morphine – “makes me sleepy”

Ampicillin — “gives me a yeast infection”
Cortisone/prednisone — “makes me puffy”

“I can only take brand name drugs, I get a rash from any generics”

“Allergic to oxygen”
“Allergic to water”

“allergic to all painkillers except Demerol”
“I’m allergic to demerol, codeine, Morphine and 2mg Dilaudid. But I can take 4mg Dilaudid.”
Allergic to : non-narcotic pain relievers
“I’m allergic to all painkillers except one. I think its called ‘perc-a-something’ but I really don’t remember the exact name”.
“Doc, I’m allergic to 50 milligrams of Demerol but 100 mg doesn’t hurt me at all.”

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