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	<title>Medical Jokes and Cartoons &#187; Cardiology Jokes</title>
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		<title>A cardiac specialist died</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin<br />
was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of<br />
flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and<br />
eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart<br />
opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart<br />
closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.</p>
<p>The guy next to him asked: &#8220;Why are you laughing?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I was thinking about my own funeral&#8221; the man replied.</p>
<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s so funny about that?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a gynecologist.&#8221;</p>
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