Feb 12

What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?

A hematologist pricks your finger.

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Jan 28

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. “Any
specific problems you should tell me about?” the doctor asked.

“Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems
to bleed for hours,” she replied. “Do you think I might be a
hemophiliac?”

“Well,” the doctor answered, “hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is
more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a
hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your
period?” the doctor inquired.

After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, “Oh, about seven or
eight hundred dollars, I guess.”

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