Medical Jokes and Cartoons » Hematology Jokes http://www.medical-jokes.com Medical Humor, Jokes, and Cartoons Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:18:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Difference between a hematologist and a urologist http://www.medical-jokes.com/difference-between-a-hematologist-and-a-urologist/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/difference-between-a-hematologist-and-a-urologist/#comments Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:50:19 +0000 http://www.medical-jokes.com/?p=206 What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?

A hematologist pricks your finger.

]]> http://www.medical-jokes.com/difference-between-a-hematologist-and-a-urologist/feed/ 0 Do you think I might be a hemophiliac? http://www.medical-jokes.com/do-you-think-i-might-be-a-hemophiliac/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/do-you-think-i-might-be-a-hemophiliac/#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:43:10 +0000 http://localhost/?p=101 A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. “Any
specific problems you should tell me about?” the doctor asked.

“Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems
to bleed for hours,” she replied. “Do you think I might be a
hemophiliac?”

“Well,” the doctor answered, “hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is
more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a
hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your
period?” the doctor inquired.

After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, “Oh, about seven or
eight hundred dollars, I guess.”

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