Medical Jokes and Cartoons » Infectious Disease Jokes http://www.medical-jokes.com Medical Humor, Jokes, and Cartoons Fri, 21 Oct 2011 03:56:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Lecturing the medical students on the damage that alcohol can do http://www.medical-jokes.com/lecturing-the-medical-students-on-the-damage-that-alcohol-can-do-2/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/lecturing-the-medical-students-on-the-damage-that-alcohol-can-do-2/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:58:17 +0000 http://localhost/?p=148 A Professor of Medicine, a man well known for his earnest and oft-proclaimed Temperance views, was (yet again) lecturing the medical students on the damage that alcohol can do. To demonstrate its effect on the nervous system, he took a worm and dropped it into a glass of gin & tonic. The worm wriggled around for a few minutes before finally giving a few convulsive twitches and dying.

“And can we deduce anything from that?”, asked the Professor with the triumphant air implying that only obvious conclusion could be drawn.

“Yes,” came a voice from the back, “if you’ve got worms, drink alcohol.”

]]> http://www.medical-jokes.com/lecturing-the-medical-students-on-the-damage-that-alcohol-can-do-2/feed/ 0 Senior Citizens are the biggest carriers of AIDS http://www.medical-jokes.com/senior-citizens-are-the-biggest-carriers-of-aids/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/senior-citizens-are-the-biggest-carriers-of-aids/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:22:14 +0000 http://localhost/?p=136 New study reveals alarming statistic:
Senior Citizens are the biggest carriers of AIDS.

Hearing AIDS
Seeing AIDS
Chewing AIDS
Band AIDS
RolAIDS
Walking AIDS
MedicAIDS
Government AIDS

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