Medical Jokes and Cartoons » Pharmacy Jokes http://www.medical-jokes.com Medical Humor, Jokes, and Cartoons Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:18:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life http://www.medical-jokes.com/the-medication-the-doctor-had-prescribed-was-for-the-rest-of-her-life/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/the-medication-the-doctor-had-prescribed-was-for-the-rest-of-her-life/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:08:29 +0000 http://localhost/?p=126 A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told that it was. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked “NO REFILLS.”

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Patient: It’s been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Patient: I sure did. The bottle said “keep tightly closed.”

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