Medical Jokes and Cartoons » Drug and Alcohol Jokes http://www.medical-jokes.com Medical Humor, Jokes, and Cartoons Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:18:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Lecturing the medical students on the damage that alcohol can do http://www.medical-jokes.com/lecturing-the-medical-students-on-the-damage-that-alcohol-can-do-2/ http://www.medical-jokes.com/lecturing-the-medical-students-on-the-damage-that-alcohol-can-do-2/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:58:17 +0000 http://localhost/?p=148 A Professor of Medicine, a man well known for his earnest and oft-proclaimed Temperance views, was (yet again) lecturing the medical students on the damage that alcohol can do. To demonstrate its effect on the nervous system, he took a worm and dropped it into a glass of gin & tonic. The worm wriggled around for a few minutes before finally giving a few convulsive twitches and dying.

“And can we deduce anything from that?”, asked the Professor with the triumphant air implying that only obvious conclusion could be drawn.

“Yes,” came a voice from the back, “if you’ve got worms, drink alcohol.”

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