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And he’s caring, gentle, honest, a good listener

  “And he’s caring, gentle, honest, a good listener…”  “I’d do her” Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission. You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

I was going to tell you that I love you

“I was going to tell you that I love you, but diamonds are forever.” Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission. You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

Would you like a bag for this?

“Would you like a bag for this?” Francis was about to say, “I’m already in one,” but then the clerk would laugh or joke back — a commitment Francis wasn’t ready for. Cartoon generously...

Deer John Letter

The dreaded “Deer John Letter” … Deer John – It’s over! Our relationship has turned into one big rut! and I can’t take it doe more! I’ll be staying at Aunt Liers house for...

It’s a Common Form of Cancer

“It’s a common form of cancer … Unfortunately, it’s no more curable than a rare one.” Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission. You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

It’s a good thing you switched cigarettes

“Well, it’s a good thing you switched cigarettes, Bob … You only have cancer light.“ Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission. You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

Hit him again

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for...

I heard our HMO might not cover this

“I heard our HMO might not cover this.” Cartoon generously provided by Chip Cooper. You can find more cartoons by Chip Cooper at Coopertoons

Official Gomer Rating Scale

Admitting letter from local MD ends with “Sorry.” 10 points Local MD.’s letter begins with “Than you for admitting…” 10 points Has untreated fractured N.O.F. for over 3 weeks prior to presentation 7 points...