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The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms

Artery…………………………..The study of paintings. Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria. Barium………………………….What doctors do when patients die. Benign………………………….What you be after you be eight Cesarean Section…………….A neighborhood in Rome. CTscan………………………….Searching for kitty. Cauterize……………………….Made eye contact with...

Kathy decides to remain on the scale

Kathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission. You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

Sue McDonalds due to Obesity

Inspired by the hot coffee ruling, Bob decides to sue McDonalds for his obesity Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission. You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

Fair Warning

“Fair Warning” Ain’t nothing I hate worse than a smart aleck “SUN of a BEACH”! Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission.

I am NOT giving Fifi braces

“My decision is final, Ms. Sanders — I am NOT giving Fifi braces.” Cartoon generously provided by Jason Love with permission. You can find more cartoons by Jason at jasonlove.com

Could you make the exam quick?

..uuhhh doctor, the patient was wondering if you could make his exam kinda quick …He says he hasn’t eaten in fourteen days Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission.

Realistic Stress Test

“We wanted to make the stress test as realistic as possible.” Cartoon generously provided by Chip Cooper. You can find more cartoons by Chip Cooper at Coopertoons

What’s in today’s special?

“What’s in today’s special?” “Whatever the chef feels like¬†throwing into it.” “Well let’s hope that he doesn’t ‘throw something in’ to which I have an allergic reaction and die.” Cartoon generously provided by Jason...

He wanted to be castrated

The young man was quite adamant. He insisted to the surgeon that he wanted to be castrated. The surgeon pointed out that this was a drastic step for a young man to take and...