Category: Medical Jokes

It's only smoking that keeps my wife alive

The young doctor was carrying out research into Coal Miners Pneumoconiosis (“Coal Dust Disease”), which gradually destroys the lungs. He was visiting the Miners Social Clubs, interviewing ex-miners with the disease. In any research...

A cardiac specialist died

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and...

Following Doctor’s Orders

Following Doctor’s Orders Patient: It’s been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you? Patient: I sure did. The...

Is there a doctor in the house?

The Scene: The Main Auditorium at the London Festival Hall. The Occasion: A charity concert for Jewish orphans being given by a famous Israeli pianist before a packed audience . Right in the middle...

Shall I moan now?

Old Seth had been a farmer his whole life. Up at 5am, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, no matter what the weather, and back to bed at 11pm (if he were...

Viagra-like Drugs – NEW MEDICINE FOR MEN

NEW MEDICINE FOR MEN With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men’s sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s...

My sex drive is too high

“You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age,” said the doctor to the ninety-year old man after the examination. “I know it,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve really got only one complaint-my sex...