New Health Care Package

Whether you are for or against………………

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”. The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

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Include me in the conversation

“I’m going back to my computer, where they include me in the conversation…”

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Waiting for date – HIV Test Kit

HIV Test Kit

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My friends just call me Luce

“My name is Lucy, but my friends just call me Luce.”

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Romance Novels

“I’d rather you just cheat on me.”

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If she didn’t still dress me, I’d leave her

 

“You know, if she didn’t still dress me, I’d leave her in a second…”

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He always pulls this seizure thing

“Just ignore him, Betty — He always pulls this seizure thing when he wants to go home early.”

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Your boyfriend has infected you with an ETD

“It seems that your boyfriend has infected you with an ETD… emotionally transmitted disease.”

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Your wife and your mother

“To illustrate my point, Bob, I’d like to juxtapose this picture of you and your wife with this picture of you and your mother…”

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Is that Nat with a G?

 “Is that Nat with a G?”

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