Funny Medical Charts

Medical Charts -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The following are actual, unedited, notes written by doctors on patients’ medical charts: 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On...

Funny Medical Transcriptions

A COLLECTIVE FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS WRITTEN BY VARIOUS PARAMEDICS, EMERGENCY ROOM RECEPTIONISTS, AND (WE ARE AFRAID) A DOCTOR OR TWO AT MAJOR HOSPITALS. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and...

Surgeon died and went to heaven

The famous surgeon died and worked his way Heavenwards, arriving ultimately at the Pearly Gates. Just like the VA clinics there was a long line. He was not having any of this and strode...

They cut off the wrong leg

When he awoke after his operation, the man was appalled to be told that by mistake the surgeon had cut the wrong leg off. Realising the mistake they had, of course, to amputate the...

Seminal Buildup Disorder

There’s a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the...

Viagra-like drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance… MIRRORCILLIN A...

I think my privates are too small

Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “I think my privates are too small.” He says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. “Well, Lager,” he replies,...

Problems with Fertility Drugs

“The good news, folks, is that you are pregnant with twin daughters. The bad news is that your twins are pregnant too.” Problems with Fertility Drugs. Frenetic Wanderings cartoons by Jeff Swenson at www.swensonfunnies.com