Category: Geriatrics

Jokes related to geriatrics and care of older individuals.

Official Gomer Rating Scale

Admitting letter from local MD ends with “Sorry.” 10 points Local MD.’s letter begins with “Than you for admitting…” 10 points Has untreated fractured N.O.F. for over 3 weeks prior to presentation 7 points...

My sex drive is too high

“You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age,” said the doctor to the ninety-year old man after the examination. “I know it,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve really got only one complaint-my sex...

I hope you took proper precautions

A 78 year-old man came into the Doctor’s office and complained of being tired. The Doctor asked if he’d done anything unusual lately. The man said, “Well, Wednesday night I picked up a 20...

How Old Are You?

Nurse: How old are you? Patient: None of your business. Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records. Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that? Nurse:...