Category: Gastroenterology

Jokes about gastroenterology.

Terrible Constipation

A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken last thing at...

Every time he spoke, he farted.

A man went to the doctor complaining that every time he spoke, he farted. “You must (FFFaaaart….) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle…) embarrassing. The only (Phhheeeeeeooooowwww….) saving grace is that the farts don’t...

Man Furiously Scratching his Elbow

An old G.P. and his nurse were on the train, going to a Medical Conference. Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow. “I wonder what’s the matter with him?” asked the nurse....