Category: Ob-Gyn

Jokes about obstetrics and gynecology.

When is a Jewish fetus viable?

There’s a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

Hit him again

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for...

Putting on weight due to pregnancy

Sharon was taken to the doctor because she was putting on weight. Her mother, a somewhat overbearing woman, told the doctor all about it, poor Sharon was not allowed to say a word despite...

Doctor, when can we resume sexual intercourse?

While the Obstetrician is awaiting third stage after a delivery: Husband: Dr, when can we resume sexual intercourse? Obstetrician: Well, it is customary to wait until after the placenta is delivered.

A cardiac specialist died

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and...

My child has swallowed a contraceptive

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. “Please, you have to come right over,” pleaded the distraught young mother. “My child has swallowed a contraceptive.” The...

Getting pregnant from anal sex

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The...

Doctor who spoke limited Spanish

A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push...