Category: Sexual Functioning

Jokes related to sexual functioning.

Seminal Buildup Disorder

There’s a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the...

Viagra-like drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance… MIRRORCILLIN A...

I think my privates are too small

Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “I think my privates are too small.” He says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. “Well, Lager,” he replies,...

Shall I moan now?

Old Seth had been a farmer his whole life. Up at 5am, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, no matter what the weather, and back to bed at 11pm (if he were...

Viagra-like Drugs – NEW MEDICINE FOR MEN

NEW MEDICINE FOR MEN With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men’s sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s...

My sex drive is too high

“You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age,” said the doctor to the ninety-year old man after the examination. “I know it,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve really got only one complaint-my sex...

My child has swallowed a contraceptive

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. “Please, you have to come right over,” pleaded the distraught young mother. “My child has swallowed a contraceptive.” The...

Getting pregnant from anal sex

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The...

I hope you took proper precautions

A 78 year-old man came into the Doctor’s office and complained of being tired. The Doctor asked if he’d done anything unusual lately. The man said, “Well, Wednesday night I picked up a 20...