Jan 31

Who’s the Boss?

When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.

The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss. The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss. Then the asshole applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the asshole became mad and closed up.

After a few days…

The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, and the eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the asshole boss.

This proved that you don’t have to be a brain to be boss…

Just an Asshole.

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5 Responses to “All the parts of the body argued over who would be boss”

  1. Jain says:

    How True and apt.
    That is why u encounter so many bosses each day and regret the smell

  2. Angela says:

    Yup. And do you know what a boss and a diaper have in common?

    Both are full of shit and always on your ass!

  3. Peter says:

    Angela, I don’t wear a diaper.

  4. Lanetta Roy says:

    Since the asshole became the boss, all he did was boss everybody around and pass out a bunch of SHIT!

  5. ferretgrrl says:

    Actually, this story is a great metaphor for why, in any given organization, everyone should be respected and treated well. The more educated employees often talk down to the housekeeping staff (for example), but what kind of an environment would we be working in if no one emptied the garbages and cleaned the bathrooms and such? Or in a hospital, with the Nurses that talk down to the Nurse Aides. How much less work could you get done if you had to do all the bed baths etc? We no longer have time for that kind of nursing and we should APPRECIATE the people who do that physically demanding labor for us! I know I do.

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