Category: Psychiatry

I feel down today, I am going to see my colleague

A famous psychiatrist told his wife: “I feel down today, I am going to see my colleague.” Wife: ” But! you are the best psychiatrist, aren’t you?” Psychiatrist: ” Yes! I know! But my...

He thinks he's a light bulb

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient...

Every night I have the same horrible dream

“Doc,” said the young man lying down on the couch, “You’ve got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I’m lying in bed when all of a sudden five women...

Driving to Chicago!

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?” Charlie replied, “Driving to Chicago!”...