Viagra-like drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem,
a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of
new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance…

MIRRORCILLIN
A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours
without pausing once.

STOPPANAGGIN
Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse or
boyfriend.

COSMOPOLIRA
Raises female intelligence to levels allowing ‘facts’ in trash
lifestyle magazines to be disputed.

LOGICON
Trials have showed that females taking this were able to follow a
proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively
without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as ‘you don’t
love me anymore’.

PARKATRON
72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford
Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15
minutes.

MAGNATACK
Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger
than in reality – no practical use for this drug has yet been found.

WARDROBIA
Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can
safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed
within their credit limit.

BEERINTULIN
Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic
beverages and snacks during televised sports.

Rating: 2.5/5. From 31 votes.
Please wait...

You may also like...

Leave a Reply