Doctors' Contributions

Doctors were told to contribute to the construction
of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do?

The allergists voted to scratch it.

The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling
about it.

The neurologists thought the administration
had a lot of nerve.

The obstetricians stated they were laboring
under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea

The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.

The pathologists yelled, “over my dead body!”

The pediatricians said, “grow up.”

The proctologists said, “we are in arrears.”

The psychiatrists thought it was madness.

The surgeons decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.

The radiologists could see right through it.

The internists thought it was a hard pill to

The plastic surgeons said, “this puts a whole
new face on the matter.”

The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.

The urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.

The cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

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