Category: Medical Jokes

Surgeon died and went to heaven

The famous surgeon died and worked his way Heavenwards, arriving ultimately at the Pearly Gates. Just like the VA clinics there was a long line. He was not having any of this and strode...

They cut off the wrong leg

When he awoke after his operation, the man was appalled to be told that by mistake the surgeon had cut the wrong leg off. Realising the mistake they had, of course, to amputate the...

Seminal Buildup Disorder

There’s a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the...

Viagra-like drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance… MIRRORCILLIN A...

I think my privates are too small

Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “I think my privates are too small.” He says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. “Well, Lager,” he replies,...

Multiple Allergies

Saw a patient from “another town” that had a car wreck and was brought to our ED with a tib/fib fracture. She had been labeled as having “multiple allergy syndrome”, and was being seen...

Best Reported Allergies

Nitrous oxide – “Makes me light-headed” Novocaine – “Makes me numb” Novocaine – “When it wore off I had a lot of pain” Bleach – “When I inhale it, have resp. distress” Epinephrine –...

Putting on weight due to pregnancy

Sharon was taken to the doctor because she was putting on weight. Her mother, a somewhat overbearing woman, told the doctor all about it, poor Sharon was not allowed to say a word despite...

Doctor, when can we resume sexual intercourse?

While the Obstetrician is awaiting third stage after a delivery: Husband: Dr, when can we resume sexual intercourse? Obstetrician: Well, it is customary to wait until after the placenta is delivered.